And on the 7th day...

as the great man sat there admiring his work of the previous 6 days with a take away Thai meal on is lap and a DVD titled ''Geelong Cats greatest AFL highlights'' on his TV he would have thought to himself..

'' What can I create to drink that would compliment this meal perfectly. Something that will go down in the history books as a truly great bottle of plonk ?''

Thus into creation was born

aka - Mothers Milk

You know you are back in Australia when....

you see an originally named bottle of wine with endearing subtitle like this

The road signs read like this

There is unique fare on the restaurant menu

Birds like this land on your balcony

and birds like this squawk at you from atop an eucalypt branch

There are signs like this in the local park

and the local flora is originally named..in this instance..''Bottle Brush''


God bless Australia. You have to love it. There isn't another place like it on the planet.

A penny for their thoughts

Cat - ''Just wait until they go out for dinner tonight..then you are allll mine

Fish - Where the F**K is the emergency exit ?!!??