Get rich quick...or b.

I was up in Northamptonshire yesterday shovelling compost amongst other chores for a mate in what the English term ''searing heat''. It was a mild 25 degrees centigrade. There is something attractive about physical labour. Putting the mind in neutral for 7 hours is deeply remedial and quite cathartic.

This....after 8 trips with

this....

becomes this....

.....leaving this.

As an aside I seem to have picked up a few friends over the last week or so as I took a perusal through my spam filter today.

What do Jabbar Muti, Ahemd Bello, Mr Ernest David, Mr Gogo, Thompson Yardrogo, Mr Robert Zuma, and Mr Dida Ernest have in common? Well, seemingly a lot.

This message might meet you in utmost surprise, However, Its just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction, I am Mr Jabbar Muti. Personal Assistant Manager of African Development Bank (ADB) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I want to inquire from you if you can handle this transaction for mutual benefits/life opportunity for you and me. The transaction is about seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin/ beneficiary of the US$5.6 Million Dollars,( Five Million, Six Hundred Thousand United State Dollars), and who is a customer to the bank where i work.

He was involved in the december 26th 2003 Benin plane crash in West Africa, with his family during their vacation journey. The Fund is currently in a suspense account awaiting claim, the bank made a public notice that they are ready to release this fund to any of his relatives abroad.

Therefore, by virtue of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL, top secret should be maintained please!,because i am still in the active service i do not need any form of implication especially now I'm in the verge of my retirement to endanger my career at last....blah blah blah blah.....