Getting older...

You know you are getting older when ...

1. The entertainment highlight of your year is going to listening to an aged Aussie rocker who is only marginally older than you.

2. You go to the ''Walkabout bar'' next door to warm up and you wonder if you can ask the barman to turn the music down

3. You are the only male in the bar who is NOT wearing an item of clothing from Hollister, Wills, Fat Face or Superdry and are wearing your jeans where they should be worn. Around your waist and not your bum.

4. You ''tsk-tsk'' at how little the women are wearing

5. You're the only guy in the bar who says no when the barman asks if you want a shot of Jagermiester with that pint of beer you have just ordered

6. You're the only guy in the bar who is not wearing a t-shirt seemingly 3 sizes too small OR a body hugging fitted shirt

7. You're the only guy in the bar whose underwear is not on display

8. The bouncer at the door calls you 'sir' and the 25 year old behind you 'mate'

9. You're glad the gig finishes at 10.45pm so you can get home in time to watch the Wimbledon highlights.

10. You have cheese on toast and a glass of milk watching the tennis before hitting bed by midnight